Misguided

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Bored.

Bored.

Tagged: #me

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

Posted 1 day ago With 21,285 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Posted 1 day ago With 258,792 notes

Tagged: #goals

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

Posted 1 day ago With 48,724 notes

lars-focking-ulrich:

How to win my heart:

  • concert tickets
  • band merch
  • band merch
  • band merch
  • concert tickets
  • band merch

Posted 1 day ago With 51,704 notes

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

I’ve seen this on my dash multiple times and I think this is real at first glance every time and it frustrates me so much you don’t even know.

narutorero:

iN ORDER TO BE MY FRIEND, yOU MUST FIRST DEFEAT, mY SEVEN EVIL SELF ESTEEM ISSUES,

Posted 1 day ago With 59,908 notes

Your icon is too cute n.n i hope you have a nice day c:

@innards-decay

Thank you. :))) You too!

Posted 1 day ago With 1 note

mindinfection:

Veil of Maya - 20/200 // Divide Paths

msfili:

Peter Quill aka Burt Macklin FBI aka Andy Dwyer here to save the galaxy